Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Abby from Kommetjie Award

If you happened to be one of the last remaining Cobras in the changeroom on Wednesday night, you might remember the story that Dugald and Warren shared with us. If you weren't there however, I'll enlighten you. 

After a hectic fines meeting, the chaps headed out to the Bang Bang club. It was late and the okes decided it was time to leave. Upon exiting the club, they happened across the lifeless body of a teenage girl, surrounded in her supper, eagerly "watched" by a pair of tikked up car-guards. Being the cobra gentlemen that they both are, they took it upon themselves to contact the girls friends. Dugald's first call reached a friend who's response was "I'm in bed, call such and such." Nice. The second call went out to such and such, but there was no answer. Even nicer. On the third attempt a mature sounding lady answered. "Hello Abby, is something wrong?" This took Dugald by surprise but none the less he gave her the shpeel and the mature sounding lady said, "well I'm her employer, she au pairs my kids." Poor Abby has definitely joined the unemployed list after all that. As jy dom is, moet jy kak. The only person left to call was Abby's mother, who did what all good mother's would do and drove the 40 odd kilometers from Kommetjie to come and pick her up. As you can imagine she wasn't particulary impressed. 

You might be wondering why I've shared this story with you and why the title to this post is "The Abby from Kommetjie Award". Well, this award will go to the Cobra that manages to better Abby's condition on a Wednesday evening!



An "Abby"

Oh so brave 

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