Every where you go…
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the first instalment of Bug’s Weather Report brought to you by FNB and st st st Steinhoff international. This weeks’ update will be one of a more technical nature, explaining the details and structure of the weather reports to come.
Essentially I will be updating you on weather conditions, both literally and figuratively, the day before each game. So basically expect one every Tuesday if you abide by the Christian calendar. It would be Monday, year of the dog, if we were Japs. But we’re not Japs, we’re South African and we like to play rugby and drink beer. Enough of that.
If current weather is anything to go by then next week we should expect a calm, balmy evening on the green mile. Perfect conditions for Cobras running rugby and also very conducive for crowd viewing pleasure. I will let you know as soon as possible about the real state of the weather closer to the date, when I can check the news.
On a lighter note Philip Rogers assures me that the weather in London is rather kak. But it is winter over there. Winter means cold. As for Rogers himself, it appears that storm clouds are brewing and there could be some nasty weather in store for him. More on that next week.
As for a number of other Cobras; Starv, Waz and Brendan, it seems that rain clouds of a different sort are gathering or shall we say have already gathered around them. This phenomenon is known as Purple Rain. Highly intriguing stuff, I suggest you Google it immediately. I’ll save you the time. Basically when you’re experiencing purple rain life is great, when you’re not experiencing it life can still be good but it could be better. It’s a general concept and principal that revolves around women and good times. Mainly girls though. Ask Butler for a more in depth description.
Not much to report on otherwise, just thought I’d get in touch and sort of break the ice. Until next time,
Always take the weather with you…
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the first instalment of Bug’s Weather Report brought to you by FNB and st st st Steinhoff international. This weeks’ update will be one of a more technical nature, explaining the details and structure of the weather reports to come.
Essentially I will be updating you on weather conditions, both literally and figuratively, the day before each game. So basically expect one every Tuesday if you abide by the Christian calendar. It would be Monday, year of the dog, if we were Japs. But we’re not Japs, we’re South African and we like to play rugby and drink beer. Enough of that.
If current weather is anything to go by then next week we should expect a calm, balmy evening on the green mile. Perfect conditions for Cobras running rugby and also very conducive for crowd viewing pleasure. I will let you know as soon as possible about the real state of the weather closer to the date, when I can check the news.
On a lighter note Philip Rogers assures me that the weather in London is rather kak. But it is winter over there. Winter means cold. As for Rogers himself, it appears that storm clouds are brewing and there could be some nasty weather in store for him. More on that next week.
As for a number of other Cobras; Starv, Waz and Brendan, it seems that rain clouds of a different sort are gathering or shall we say have already gathered around them. This phenomenon is known as Purple Rain. Highly intriguing stuff, I suggest you Google it immediately. I’ll save you the time. Basically when you’re experiencing purple rain life is great, when you’re not experiencing it life can still be good but it could be better. It’s a general concept and principal that revolves around women and good times. Mainly girls though. Ask Butler for a more in depth description.
Not much to report on otherwise, just thought I’d get in touch and sort of break the ice. Until next time,
Always take the weather with you…
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